Behren: Absolutely NO Aliens

"Chicken, come play with me," says Christine."Mmm," Matt replies distractedly. "In a minute."He really is working hard at trying to finish his skilling for the dynasty. It's quite sad to see Christine fall by the wayside as we start getting down to crunch time. Matt swore he wouldn't be like Luke when it came to …

Behren: Call Adrien for a Good Time

Bought Spa Day (this chapter originally posted May 12 2016), and wasted no time in getting some of its new features to the Behrens.  Luke, in particular, really seems to enjoy it.  I suppose he has nothing better to do, anyway. Maybe he'll stop moaning and groaning and clutching his back all the time x)As …

The Schaffers

The Schaffers always dreamed of raising a family once they bought their property on Windenburg's country roads. Unfortunately, Sarah never could get pregnant. After many years of trying, they decided to adopt. They raised Chris Miranda as if he'd been theirs all along, and they love being grandparents.Currently, the Schaffers live with their three ghost …

Behren: Something About Marci

"So how's cop life treatin' ya?" asks Cam enthusiastically.The old man stops what he is doing and slowly turns. His eyes narrow when he recognizes Cameron Behren, all grown up. "For the hundredth time," he says evenly, "I am not a cop." "Are you sure you're not a cop?" Cam teases him. "You're looking pretty …

Behren: Gotcha!

Marci has always had a thing for Adrien.  Ever since Matt's wedding, when they talked.  He's always been around, after all.  And besides, isn't it normal for a girl to have a crush on her big brother's best friend?  That's what Marci tells herself to explain it away.She spent so much time working on Matt's …

Behren: Guys Night

Growing up, Adrien had exactly one best friend until Matt was born. It was his older sister. Their mother was a single parent, and she worked a lot and did the best she could. They lived next door to the Pancakes, in the smallest house, with no other children to be seen. But it wasn't …

Behren: Boys Will Be Boys

HERE'S LUKE!!! In the basement closet, sobbing because he misses his family. Nevermind that they're all upstairs. It's probably more likely that he's missing those who've passed than those he currently sees every day. Let's go with that. I suppose it doesn't happen very often, but even though it's been quite a while now since …

Behren: Rocco’s First Day

Even though the teenagers look like adults, they're still really just kids and they don't always make the smartest decisions - as demonstrated by the way they continuously add more logs to the fire. It doesn't take long for the fire to grow so tall it easily leaps to whoever is nearest, which happens to …

Behren: When I Grow Up

There may never be a relationship so great as the one between Cam and his guitar. He takes it everywhere and plays it nonstop, even in the bathroom. Cam likes playing it best in there because the room has a nice echo. He's been biding his time, waiting for all his friends to age up. …

Behren: Angling Ace

Cam's looking quite a bit like Christine. It's nice to not have a third generation Luke clone, although he seems to have inherited Matt's physique. Look at that barrel chest! He's only a teenager! But the hair simply won't do.Cam requires a visit to the dresser, and he finds himself in front of Don's old …